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Top-Notch Tweets…

By House of Victoria August 7, 2012 Leave a comment

Kids say the oddest things…

Notes from an observer…

By House of Victoria July 18, 2012 Leave a comment

Things are most peculiar. Everywhere I turn I see people having babies and getting married. Odd thing is, is that they are all in my age bracket. It’s like a baby boom-marriage-idiocracy trifecta from hell. Idiots have babies and/or marry people they probably won’t stay with. Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries would kick some […]

Our future is scary…

By House of Victoria July 14, 2012 Leave a comment

There was a pattern in my life today. A nerve wrenching pattern, as a matter of fact. When I went to the store to pick up a few things I noticed that I felt very pissed off and annoyed. The store was filled with screaming, crying, bitching, whining, moaning, snotty-nosed, ill-mannered and unkempt demon children. […]

Your Belly Button Makes Me Nervous…

By House of Victoria July 1, 2012 4 Comments

If there is one thing I find more unattractive than dirty finger nails, body odor, excessive amounts of hair where a human being should not have hair, uni-brows, moles, saggy boobs, camel toes, ass hair and bad breathe is….PREGNANCY. It’s horrible. Ladies, stop doing this to yourself. Please. It’s gross and you’ll get stretch marks. […]

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